Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable

"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk

by TheGurkler August 5, 2025

Gurk

Gurk is a wide expression of a particular emotion, usually defined by the topic/emotion of the conversation. This may also be used in adjective form 'gurkey' to describe something/someone as (most of the time) strange/indescribable.

"BOI WHAT THE GURK"
"You're acting really gurkey today..@

by awpul January 18, 2025

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

Gurk

(ger-kh), a term of endearment for one’s female friends

Synonyms: Girly, bestie, homegirl

What’s good gurk!

by Rg405 May 18, 2024

Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.

by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022