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Tweet and Greet

A social media event where celebrities use Twitter to tweet their location so that fans can come and meet them.
I found out via Twitter that Gary Vaynerchuk was hosting a surprise Tweet and Greet for his fans.

It was cool that the TNA Wrestlers did a Tweet and Greet for their Twitter fans.
by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011
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walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.
As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
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Greetings

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.
-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?
by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004
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Gudetama

A damn sexy ass egg. Beautiful in any way. Amazing kisser. Lazy at times but can be slightly annoying.
Emrys:I’d fuck Gudetama any day
Carson:Same here broski
Fisher:I’d pork that yolk
by alien_hands_r_sexy March 29, 2022
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Geetos

Any type of money
I need some geetos to go out tonight
by Geetos man October 24, 2022
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Pterodactyl Greeting

A sound that emits from the mouth of one or more females when they run into one another after not seeing each other for no more than 2 hours. Even worse when the two females have not seen each other in months.
Observer #1: "WTF is that noise coming from those girls?"
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
by iseeeverthing December 24, 2010
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Gleetheist

One who does not worship at the alter of Glee. Often proudly and vocally so.
Dad-figure (*gripping lapels*): This Glee programme. I just. Don't. get it? What's it about?

Son: I don't care that you don't get it.

Daughter: Yeah Dad. Stop being such a Gleetheist.
by Inside Guide to London May 19, 2010
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