African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019

Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole

Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"

by Unidef September 14, 2023

Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent,very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is and will keep going no matter what.

Person #1: "Wow! Guadalupe is so successful that I am extremely jealous!"
Person #2: "jeez, and i was sitting here thinking she was a chonga from the ghetto"
Person #1: "wow you are so racist, Guadalupe is my favorite person, I look up to her! I should nominate her for an award"

by akbar puffin muffin February 4, 2010

Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.

I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole

by KCJD November 17, 2013

guacamolito sauce

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.

"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial

by Greg B. February 7, 2008

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019