Geoffed

The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.

I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!

by 10snails June 5, 2016

Geoffrey's Revenge

Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.

'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005

by JimiTheSaint May 24, 2010

Geoff "the Rob"

a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.

Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff

mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right

Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia

everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH

Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff

everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh

by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011

Geoffing

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.

“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”

by Mowen93 October 19, 2019

Graffiti-Run

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Involves one or more person(s) equipped with either spray paint or marker and tags as many things as possible in as little time as possible.

Extra points for tagging places high up and hard to reach.

"I tagged Peter's garage while on a graffiti-run."

by Shadeuxxx March 5, 2010

geroff

How Rubeus Hagrid says "get off!"

The bird flew onto Hagrid's head. "Oi, geroff me!"

by hollywood`cant`spit_me*out January 28, 2006

Goffa

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔

*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’

by Plazzi May 9, 2020