Greenadine 

An absolute bottom, full on cum slut. He will sub for anyone with a dick larger than 6".

Did you see that guy? Absolute greenadine, I heard that Chad fucked him last night.

Greenadine by Cashsi58 May 22, 2020

Alex Greenwald 

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"

Alex Greenwald by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018

Greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

Greentard by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009

Alex Greenwald 

Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.

Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."

Alex Greenwald by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009

Asain Greencard 

The art of Raw Doggin your partner using Wasabi as lube..

She's earned her citizenship last night after I gave her the Asain Greencard

Asain Greencard by Xsavior November 2, 2021

kaos i grønland 

When a beef starts (Norwegian)

Did u see that, Kaos I Grønland!

kaos i grønland by Olivier Girouud February 8, 2017

GreenLanturn 

Newgrounds official "Token Black Guy." He is invited to all the parties and has a way with the women. Most people correct him about the spelling of his name, but he knows the correct spelling. He is one of the newest Green Lanterns and does not yet have a comic about him or has even made his presence known to the entire world. He is still considered a rookie, but hero in the making. He is one to the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

" I hope I was of some help to you. Good luck with this and I look forward to your next project. Take care."

"No chicks.

Only women, ladies, girls and/or the occasional attention whore."

GreenLanturn by Guardian of Oa June 7, 2005