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Greeging

When Mel says whats up my Squiggas
(Mel enters) Whats up my squiggas

(other person) what a nice greeging
by Snowman458 June 11, 2018
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Greening

the act of acting like a pussy and not being able to handle your weed. some one that is greening out normaly has a pale green face n looks like there about to throw up, and most porbably will throw up becasue they are a pussy and cant handle a lil bit of green
"hey croft is greening out"

"man that guy is such a fat dick head, he always greens"
by john jacob July 29, 2008
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greefing

The act of killing friendly team players online. Usually done by duchebags, angry 12 year Olds and bitter playes from countries that shall be left unnamed. First Person Shooters are the first type of game where this is most common.
Hay! Some of our guys are getting shot from behind. It's that heavy gunner player doing all the greefing. We should report him so he can get banned. Those idiots ruin all the games.
by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016
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Greening

1. (n.) Slang term for a person studying building or a surveying degree at any English university. Instantly recognisable by the stylish clothes, swanky demeanour and generally radiating an air of unfathomable coolness.

Generally unable to settle for scoring once per evening so must hunt for a second conquest as soon as the first has been ravaged.

Mostly good dress sense with occasional potential to sport a ridiculous haircut. Horrific taste in music.

2. (n.) A mysteriously enticing dance move in which the dancer points two fingers in the shape of a gun and proceeds to point them alternately at the ceiling with occasional pauses and disbelieving facial expressions.

3. (adj.) Believing oneself to be God's gift to men and women.
1. GUY - Did you just see that lad walk past with the bad hair listening to sexy chick by akon for the millionth time? TOTAL Greening

2. GIRL - WTF is that guy doing? ooh he's doing the greening

3. GUY - Oh here he comes givin it the greening, prick.
by realestateninja May 19, 2010
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Greeting Distance

The optimum distance someone walking in the opposite direction should be before one smiles at them. If too far, there is an awkward few metres trying to avoid eye contact, if too close they may think you are shunning them. Get this right, and stage one of rapport building is complete.
Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...

Person 2: What happened?

Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.

Person 2: So, what was the problem?

Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...

Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
by JustCallMe_L November 5, 2012
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greening it

When you smoke so much wee your body rejects it and you start vomiting uncontrollably
Dude she was greening it so hard last night
by Girl420 April 8, 2015
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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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