grass tastes bad

One of Rick Sanchez's weird phrases from the show Rick and Morty.

GRASS TASTES BAD

by TheGreatInsider August 25, 2017

grass grazer

A vegetarian

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!

by vegetablist May 28, 2011

go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

by Max Frampton December 13, 2021

gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

Grass

Something you should touch more.

Go touch grass.

Grass grows on the ground outside.

by A Random Drowning Child. August 26, 2022

Glasson

The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.

Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...

by 420slayer July 1, 2017

Cut the grass

(v.) The act of cutting back your circle to remove snakes

Ex 1. "Damn homie snitched up on me, guess I gotta cut the grass"

Ex 2. "They say snakes in the grass so imma cut this shit (flocka)

All these girls want is cash so I can't trust a bitch (No)"

by Mr. Snufalufacus October 27, 2020