Gopher Hollin It 

When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going quoting Chevy Chase from the movie Caddyshack "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" because you finally put it in the hole.

I have to go to the bathroom, I'm gopher hollin it.

Gopher Hollin It by Jeff Jr January 31, 2008

Gopher Dot 

When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.

Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.

There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.

I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.

Gopher Dot by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

gopher dick 

The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)

I love to watch Vince's uncircumcised wang gopher dick!

gopher dick by Star Fox 21 March 2, 2017

Gopher Holing 

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

Gopher Holing by vloky July 1, 2004

Gopher King

Eclectic, nocturnal personality of Darkchyld. Bound to this realm through the ideals and dreams of world domination.

All will hail the Gopher King! Ye shall know his might or suufer the wrath of Fluffy... He is the destroyer of worlds.

Gopher King by Darkchyld June 16, 2004

gopher head 

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

gopher head by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

gopher stomp 

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

gopher stomp by Tooblecane August 18, 2019