Googleheimers

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

googlee

A situation where someone is producing more than just hot air speaking thru his ass, thus producing absolute bullshit.

There appears to be a preponderance of googlee in the air. Thanks for wasting my time.

by shrek August 20, 2004

Googleverse

The Googleverse is the universe of Google soon to be owned by Google.

Everywhere I look I see the Googleverse, there is the Google Earth, the Google Sky and beyond.

by jmspaesq November 20, 2010

Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.

"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Googlearning

The art of learning via google searches. This phrase was coined by Aaron Knight, May 19th 2008.

"I couldn't remember how to change the spark plugs, so I fired up Google for a bit of Googlearning"

by Knightrous May 20, 2008

Googleframming

having to urinate badly; without an adequate area to relieve ones self nearby.

'Standing on a Bus' - DUDE! I'm googleframming, I think I'm going to wet my pants. Don't make me laugh.

by Seymour Orendt March 30, 2008

Googlebird

A woman who is skinny, but has an enormous nose, which ruins the rest of her facial qualities.

Man 1: Dude, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? She's got a nice body! But...

Man 2: Yeah, she's a friggin' googlebird.

by F8L September 29, 2008