by BabyToon04 January 23, 2021
Get the Gonker mug.to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021
Get the gonked mug.by Djsksk April 25, 2021
Get the gonkempirebckup mug.I who am the Sultan of Sultans, the sovereign of sovereigns, the dispenser of crowns to the monarchs on the face of the earth, the shadow of the God on Earth, the Sultan and sovereign lord of the Mediterranean Sea and of the Black Sea, of Rumelia and of Anatolia, of Karamania, of the land of Romans, of Dhulkadria, of Diyarbakir, of Kurdistan, of Azerbaijan, of Persia, of Damascus, of Aleppo, of Cairo, of Mecca, of Medina, of Jerusalem, of all Arabia, of Yemen and of many other lands which my noble fore-fathers and my glorious ancestors (may God light up their tombs!) conquered by the force of their arms and which my August Majesty has made subject to my flamboyant sword and my victorious blade, I, Sultan Görkey Khan, son of Sultan Hakan Khan, son of Sultan Mustafa Kemal Khan …”
by Gorkey November 21, 2021
Get the Görkey mug.noun; a really old, unwashed genital (singular)
adjective; an extremely Poo person that you literally cannot describe with any other word, more often than not this person is the type to say "what's the damage" to their cashier who has to laugh because if they don't it would be extremely awkward, when in reality they want to sock their face <3
adjective; an extremely Poo person that you literally cannot describe with any other word, more often than not this person is the type to say "what's the damage" to their cashier who has to laugh because if they don't it would be extremely awkward, when in reality they want to sock their face <3
noun; "please dad this is the 7th time can you please get your gonker out of my face god"
adjective; "girl that's literally so gonker how about i remove your individual toenails instead"
adjective; "girl that's literally so gonker how about i remove your individual toenails instead"
by pleaseimbeingheldcaptivehelp December 28, 2021
Get the gonker mug.A firefighter who belongs to multiple departments and usually holds different level ranks at each one.
A Gokey will bounce between calls at will and randomly show up at mutual aid calls wearing a t shirt from the department that requested mutual aid, but instead of just showing up as a member of the original department he will drive 20 mins to the next station over and respond with them.
A Gokey will bounce between calls at will and randomly show up at mutual aid calls wearing a t shirt from the department that requested mutual aid, but instead of just showing up as a member of the original department he will drive 20 mins to the next station over and respond with them.
"Jake is such a Gokey, I heard he's the assistant chief at goodwater, a firefighter with millerville, lieutenant at coleta valley, a 911 dispatcher, and a captain at alex city"
by Definetly not a yankee October 20, 2022
Get the Gokey mug.Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
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