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Gold Digger

A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.
Linda: Who are you?

Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?

Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.

Steve:MK

(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)

Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU

Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!
Gold Digger by SteveCrafts2k November 28, 2018
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Gold Digger

A young beautiful woman who marries any man who has money whether she actually likes him or not.
"She can't marry my dad! She's a gold digger!"
Gold Digger by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019

Gold digger

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.
Gold digger by Pussahy November 19, 2021

Gold Digger

Chris- A half man, half sponge that mooches.
Yo, that gold digger dug and dug till he found her loot.
Gold Digger by frontman July 15, 2010

gold digger

about 95% of all, that's right ALL women.
If the editor is a woman, this won't get published BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ITS TRUE. they are gold diggers.
gold digger by Adrian April 8, 2006

gold digger

someone that marries or dates someone just for there money.
That Sleazy Bitch was a gold digger, she stole my credit cards and had it away on her toes!
gold digger by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

gold digger

When your girl or wife spends the money you make and saves all of hers for herself.

What is your is ours and what is mine is mine.
You make $1000 the bills are $1000 and your whole check is spent on the bills. She makes $300 and she keeps $300 to spend how she wants too.
gold digger by Webster June 10, 2003