Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

by qqq March 29, 2005

Gnome Rapist

1. Noun- A person who rapes molests or otherwise uses for sexual gratification a live gnome, or a garden gnome statue.

2. Adjective- Gravest insult of all time to work in accordance with cum guzzler, rectal ranger, and pedo pee pee

3. Synonym for faggot

1. "The police arrived and found the gnome covered in feces and semen" They concluded the local gnome rapist had struck again.

2. You chief cum guzzling gnome rapist.

3. Dude did you see that gnome rapist over there? Yes his tounge was halfway down his boyfriends asshole sick.

by Gnome Zealot SPM November 20, 2009

gnomed

what you say to your chums to totally gnome them

I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED

by danny despavito November 22, 2018

gnome face

A face like you smelled freshly rolled grass.

Gnomie Wonder got his gnome face on, while ruddin' up his yard. Gia!

by Lolboy May 8, 2007

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

Gnome Sayin

Proper spelling of the popular phrase "Know what I'm sayin"

I'd like to get face from her erry day, gnome sayin!

by paddywack November 17, 2005

lawn gnome

n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"

by tainted May 13, 2005