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Gimpleton

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Gamble with your soul

to sell your soul or bet it by basically risking your life for anything
1 way: Rondo will gamble with your soul. 2nd way: i cant take this i need her i have to gamble with my soul.
by LilDurksGrillz January 14, 2021
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Chip giblet

The crusty pieces of chip shrapnel at the bottom of the bag no one eats or throws away. Equivalent to the end piece of bread.
Does anyone want the chip giblets? If not, I’m throwing them away.
by Macdray June 23, 2020
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Eggy Yolky Giblets

"A Scruffy Vagina" Normally found in Southern England. A pungent growler of the South often associated with major discounts. Often accompanied by very large saggy balloons and poorly applied make up. A favorite holiday destination of Brunochio.
The meeting was not going to plan so the 'Eggy Yolky Giblets' were unleashed!!!!
by bluemouth May 4, 2008
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Gamble and Lose

When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants
by Jenna September 8, 2004
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Gibley

Someone who uses dried cat turds for breath mints spends all their time hanging over your shoulder making moronic comments.
Have you ever met a bigger idiot than Mark he is a real Gibley.
by Trent Wiess July 26, 2009
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5am Gamble

Risk taken under the influence of alcohol very late at night, often during sleepovers, sofa crashes and slumber parties: while feeling reckless and uninhibited, the gambler will make a pass at someone either completely unavailable or way out of their league. The gambler will usually not be successful in their enterprise.
'I took a 5am Gamble last night. Still woke up with my clothes on though.'
by Jalfred Peacock November 20, 2009
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