Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.
"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."
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Get the Giaramita mug.The gitare is a mythological creature known to local western Korean villagers to cause mischief during the night. He is known to resemble a small muscular man with extremely furry legs and big pointy teeth. Some say he is never to be trusted. If actually seen napping during the day one is instructed to capture it by whatever means necessary, and immediately see that he is returned to the nearest pineapple nest. Pineapples are known to cause the creature to go into a deep sleep. If approached by a gitare you must not do anything that he requests. Any statements made by any gitare should surely be doubted.
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ii) A combination of imagery and/or text that appears as innocuous and is not.
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Sub-vocalized - "Although I have no idea what this is, I am enraptured with that message"
Body Repose - Weakening of muscular structure, submissiveness, open to further suggestion
Sub-Conscious Signal - I am malleable
Potential Ramification: Psychosis, from denial of intuition due to inability to discern truth from falsity and investing faith in such falsity
Reaction / Response
Verbalized - "Gee Whizz guys that ideology/speech/movie/website/presentation/mask was unreal"
Sub-vocalized - "Although I have no idea what this is, I am enraptured with that message"
Body Repose - Weakening of muscular structure, submissiveness, open to further suggestion
Sub-Conscious Signal - I am malleable
Potential Ramification: Psychosis, from denial of intuition due to inability to discern truth from falsity and investing faith in such falsity
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I told my friend I was going to kill them. I then said "gigarnagoogin!" and they ran away scared. Good thing, I guess, because my hand almost fully wrapped around the hilt of the knife in my backpack.
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