Geriatric sex

sexual intercourse between two or more older individuals.

Man, those old people in that movie were having geriatric sex! I almost puked!

by princess1987 November 28, 2010

Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

Gericatric

An elderly cat

"So she can't chase mice anymore?"
"No, she's a gericatric."

by BosleyFergus April 23, 2014

Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.

Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.

by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018

Geriatric Millennial

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.

My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!

by El Jeffe 84 January 19, 2018

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015