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sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.
Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!
by captainstooge June 1, 2011
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Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.
Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
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gigglesnort

1. A surprising burst of giggling followed by an even more surprising SNORT at the end. Gigglesnorts generally cause chortling in onlookers.

2. Half of the Viscount Chortles and Princess Gigglesnort giraffe equation.
I laughed so hard I gigglesnorted several times in a row!
by Puma Princess August 19, 2010
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church giggles

Uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. Coined by comedian Kathy Griffin.
Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?

Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!

Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
by improviduto September 1, 2005
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cal goggles

When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.
Jerry:Dude, that girl is so hot!
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.
by Jerry Cai December 29, 2007
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Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012
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bukkake goggles

Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.

These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.
Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole
by rindo December 12, 2006
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