Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008

Tina Geerts

Een super cool persoon.

“Hey ken jij Tina Geerts?”
“Ja man, zij is super cool”

by HalloDaarPersoon September 6, 2021

chaim Gertz

A person with a tiny penis and gigantic ass

He’s also a very nice person

Ur dick is so tiny almost as small as chaim Gertz

by Cheese wiz March 14, 2023

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025