National Gargler

Its when your partner gargles your sperm or cum while trying to sing your national anthem.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend swallowed my cum last night!
Guy 2: Really? You should try out the national gargler!
Guy 1: Whats that??
Guy 2: Its when your girlfriend gargles your sperm or cum

while trying to sing the national anthem.
Guy 1: WOW! gotta try that out tonight!

by jt1234321 August 24, 2011

Pussbot Gargoyle

When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.

David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious

Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that

by Jewbaccon Broter October 20, 2019

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

by Catricious June 19, 2011

Gargoyled

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.

John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.

by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011

gargle peanut butter

phrase used to describe the level of capability to swallow a penis during oral intecourse

Guy1: dude i got some major head last night from this super hot hoebag
Guy2:NICE!!!! Can she gargle peanut butter???
Guy1: Hell yea!!!!!

by Raging Penis March 2, 2011

Nasty Gargoyle

The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.

Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"

by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007