gargoyle snatch

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

Gargoyle-instinct

The inexplicable and unfounded urge to climb on things, like buildings, trees ect.

Nico broke bis legs, because he couldn't resist his Gargoyle-instinct and tried to climb on the hospital.

by SarkastischerDorsch March 21, 2020

Gargoyle High Five

When a gentleman cums in his hand and slaps a woman's slut-ass face with it.

Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.

by A. Schultz February 14, 2012

gargoyle slam

When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".

Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"

Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".

Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)

by I'm a bagina December 5, 2009

gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.

A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.

by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016

Gargoyle Syndrome

That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.

“I had total Gargoyle Syndrome today at work, I kept nodding off”

by Tscharett January 14, 2018

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014