furlumptuous

Describing an animals furry rolls.

This animal is very furlumptuous.

by ljc13 December 31, 2022

Furlong

Distance. 201.16800 meters. Used mainly in horse racing.

"...And as they approach the final furlong..."

by pp90 May 23, 2004

Furlough

Sitting on ones arse whilst getting paid to have a pokey wank to granny porn.

What you up to today Paul?

Not much mate I’ve just furloughed myself..

by DockerT June 4, 2020

furlong

about 660 feet

The guy walked the a furlong each fortnight.

by bill anderson September 1, 2003

Furlong

Despite the implied furriness and length, even a cursory inspection will reveal that "Furlong" is neither Furry or Long. He is bald and short. Like Danny DeVito. But ugly. Like Danny DeVito. "Hey, Danny, your penis is small."

"Who you calling Danny?"

by The LoveHater January 29, 2004

Furlation

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

In these hard economic times my work gave me a 2 week unpaid leave, so I'm cashing out my 2 weeks of PTO too and going on furlation to drinky town.

by MuckSLC July 12, 2009

Furlow

Furlow as paitiant as water flowing down the river , as soft as silk from a brand new bath rob as pretty as a diamond fresh from the Jeweler

That woman right there is a very furlow

by Crystal daisy June 28, 2018