funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

funky tito

When you are doing a bitch, while drunk as hell and slip your dick into her asshole pretending it was an accident

I gave this bitch a funky tito last night and she had no idea it was coming

by TheFunkyTito September 21, 2005

Funky Dank

Really strong, good weed!

"Man, I had two puffs of that funky dank, and I almost passed out in the couch.

by Jonas Cahonas August 2, 2008

Funky Roll

The act of a man walking behind a woman and "accidentally"/(but really) on purpose brushing his penis up against her butt. He will then act as if he is sorry and embarassed with apologies to the girl.

A girl is standing at a crowded bar waiting to get the bartenders attention, a man comes up from behind funky roll's her and then acts as if somebody bumped him into her.

by AFTuck October 18, 2011

Funky Fresh

A term used to discribe something that is cool, likeable or enjoyable that is also new.

"That shirt is funky fresh."
or "That beat is funky fresh."

by Amanda May 13, 2005

Funky Town Gore

A horrible , gory cartel execution video where they flay his face , cut his limbs , cut his throat and inject him with happy juice so he feels every second of the torture and pain.

man 1 : have you seen the funky town gore vid?
man 2 : dont speak about it

by psuznc12 February 8, 2022

funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.

I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school

by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008