Fuckergasted

Another way to be flabbergasted or astonished, to the point of being fucked.

The old woman in the park told me she hadn't been deep dicked in years, I was absolutely fuckergasted.

by Bignavajoe July 14, 2015

gun fucker

A person who fucks his gun, most likely in Texas

Those gun fuckers can't handle the snow.

by ultralitepro April 7, 2016

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011

Chuckle Fucker

A comedy club groupie that hangs out with the hope of fucking a comedian.

I saw these two chuckle fuckers taking turns blowing Joe Rogan in the bathroom at the Comedy Store.

by nerumycroft November 29, 2011

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

by Fed up July 1, 2018

A Fucker

A boy (or girl) who constantly messes (fucks) with people. Their use of sarcasm is sneaky and hard to decipher. You never know whether or not they are telling the truth or making a joke. They're usually mysterious, but funny and exciting individuals. It is good to note that Fuckers should rarely be taken seriously. Fuckers are either a little goofy looking or extremely sexy, sly looking,- there is no in-between. People who have the opportunity to meet a fucker become obsessed with trying to figure them out, but they typically never will.

Other names for a 'fucker' include: Fuckdog or Fuckcat

Example 1: Micheal showed me his wallet and told me he was broke, so I bought him a drink at the bar. Later on, I saw him pull out $20 from his pocket. He's such a fucker!

Example 2: John: "Why did Bella just come up to me and say 'Happy Birthday?' Does she actually think it's my birthday or is it a pickup line?"
Amanda: "Neither, she's just a fucker."

by Fuckers Anonymous November 12, 2018

Fire Faker

Someone who has naturally brunette or blonde hair, but dyed/bleached it so that it would resemble redhead hair. Usually poorly done and not convincing at all.

You see that chick's roots? She's a total fire faker.

by Rihantasaurus May 14, 2011