by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019
Get the out farting in the rain mug.A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.
" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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Noun.
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
Get the Farting Fit mug.After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point
-Jill and I have been together 5 months now
-Have you reached the farting point yet?
-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
-Have you reached the farting point yet?
-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
by Zamb August 5, 2009
Get the farting point mug.When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
Get the farting rainbows and unicorns mug.Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
Get the Farting Mantis mug.When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
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