Forkin it

When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.

why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!

by Wick Nass February 22, 2011

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

No Wucking Forries

Aussie slang means

sure no problem

or accurately translated as "no fucking worries"

"can you do me a favour?"

"yeah sure...no wucking forries"

by Mr-D,D,GORGAMOUS July 24, 2009

Bigger Dick Forgien Policy

A forgein policy adopted so that male leaders may feel secure in their manhood knowing that everyone around them has smaller dicks.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"

by TraderVix January 8, 2004

forkin

A ginger or red headed girl who uses enjoys spooning yet prefers to involve forks in the act.

Usually the girl tends to love scotland.

Liam: Hey alice, up for some spooning?

Alice: What about forkin'? Its better with forks!

by Jimjjo McForkin March 8, 2010