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Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.
Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.
by bewb_420 December 24, 2019
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flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.
Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.
by RZAPat March 16, 2012
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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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Flusterated

I was not mad before, I was just joking, but now i'm flusterated.
-CodeRedComputerGuy 2020
by NoahIsSrm October 27, 2020
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flusteredness

1. the act of being flustered, if you are a wumbo and can’t speak correctly.

2. the amount of being flustered one has
He started to tap his fingers on the table to distract from the amount of flusteredness he incurred from looking at the cute boy across the way.
by daddydannyboy May 8, 2019
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Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)
Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!
by nobody@nowhere.com September 1, 2022
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flusterous

to describe someone who flusters a lot, but also makes others fluster due to that reason mainly.
"They were kinda charming, but more flusterous."
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