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Cactus Flower

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
by ScottAustin August 1, 2008
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Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.
by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008
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flopper stopper

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.
by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005
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Flower Cat

Flower Cat is a video o youtube, you can hear a girl singing in russian and has a flower, when she is done singing, she puts the flower on the cat and the cat has a reaction like it was possesed.
Connor: Hey, have you watched any good videos lately?
Davies: Yeah I have, flower cat is a pretty funny video, go watch it.
by CrystleJex April 10, 2019
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Flower Fountain

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.
by fanny flaps May 16, 2022
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vagina flooper

similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top
Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"
by redwolf328 August 5, 2011
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Turtle Flower

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.
by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021
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