by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016
Get the flattered but I'm taken mug.A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.
Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."
"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."
"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."
"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by MacDillo January 1, 2009
Get the floored mug.Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then
Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am
Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv
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Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am
Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv
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by ginsprettymuchamazing April 1, 2009
Get the Flooter mug.To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!
Dude...yes, make it happen.
No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
Dude...yes, make it happen.
No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
Get the Floored mug.by theman17 November 11, 2010
Get the fostered mug.when a female is deepthroating a male's genitalia and after gagging repeatedly, she vomits all over the penis.
Male 1: Dude, I got fostered by that chick who was deepthroating my dick. She is disgusting!
Male 2: Wow how nasty!
Male 2: Wow how nasty!
by kylelarkinx November 12, 2010
Get the fostered mug.Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.
Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.
Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.
Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".
Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".
Floop – Flooped – Floopered
Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".
Floop – Flooped – Floopered
by Nyn January 5, 2018
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