Social Network Flexer

When a person parades on social networks as if they're rich and living an extravagant life, when in reality they dont have a car, home, and/or job. They present a mythical life to exude they lifestyle they want, instead of the life they have, which in turn makes them a Social Network Flexer.

Jessica always posts pictures of red bottoms (which cost over $500.00), but she doesn't have a car. She is such a Social Network Flexer!

by iamsharbates September 17, 2013

fluxed

Describing a person: confused, burned out, possibly wigged out. (Possibly a shortening of flummoxed.)

After staring at the computer all day, I'm totally fluxed.

by sford February 17, 2006

Flixed

When you have a rental movie for a long time but you neither want to watch it, nor send it back.

I got Iron Monkey on Netflix. I unflixed myself by watching it.

by audaciousaud July 23, 2012

Flexercise

(Verb) The action of *flexing one's *ice while performing physical exertion

*flexing=to show off something

*ice=expensive apparel/accessories

Jenna: OMG look at Joe's new shirt
May: It's hard not to, he won't do anything but flexercise.

by iwritethings12 February 13, 2018

Flexersize

Definition #1 To exercise solely for the purpose of flexing on people.

Definition #2 People who go to the gym just to run on the treadmill for 5 minutes, post a gym selfie then leave)

1. Dude Jenna’s at the gym, I’m gonna go Flexersize!

2. Gotta go Flexersize on snap (fake gym rat)

by urmom3.0 December 18, 2021

chronic flexer

A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme

Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times

Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop

by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018

shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020