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feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.
Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher
by Marky Mark January 13, 2003
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mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!
-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!
by Gretchen August 31, 2003
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fletcher

the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
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Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.
Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.
by skin January 17, 2004
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emily fletcher

the most PRETTY girl in the world, prefers Griffens over other boy friends, and tend to make bffs with other Emilys. Also is most likely talented in singing, and like the blackhawks and the bears but has friends named riley.
woah, look, its Emily Fletcher!

dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!

Baller! mannnnn
by man bffffffffffffffffff November 13, 2013
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FELTCHER

a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole
i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...
by me2316598 July 13, 2007
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Fletcher

HE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY,

HE RECENTLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET SAYING HOW GAY HE IS
FLETCHER IS SO GAY HE WOULD LIKE TO HOOK UP WITH EVERY MALE ON EARTH
by FLETCHER IS GAY May 18, 2020
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