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Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter July 27, 2011
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Fleming

wow i feel like a fleming
by mr intense January 13, 2008
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Fleming Toe

Fleming Toe: Noun- Used to describe the yellow stuff on a few toes of each foot, usually hereditary.
Ian really has got a lot of Fleming toe
by TheoDank July 1, 2011
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Fleming Island High School

The best high school ever. In Fleming Island,FL. Has the AICE program, so it has smarter kids than Ridgeview, Clay, Oakleaf, Orange Park, Wolfson, and Robert E. Lee Highs all combined. Anyone from those schools has a worse educaton than people from FIHS, thus they can suck it. Has awesome not redneck people, and the best footbal team EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! (times infinity) (and four)
Fleming Island High School kid: Hey can you help me with this geometry problem?
Freind from Clay: Whuts maathh? All i evur lurned wuz how to grow corn and suck balls.
by pizzaman4 December 14, 2010
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Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by idcay June 17, 2011
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fleming

Like 'rimming' and 'felching', 'fleming' is a gay term - used to describe the gay act of having another man's cock on your shoulder.
"Hey, stop reading over my shoulder!
But while you're there, you may as well
give me a little fleming."
by Wordsaurus April 8, 2009
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Fleming

One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.
"That's the joke, Fleming."
by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008
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