flave

to be smooth, error free, visually outstanding, to appeal to the senses

"Damn that was flave!"
"Your lookin' flave."
"Your flave with the ladies."
"That Ren guy is flave with the women."

by Ren January 6, 2005

Flabergate

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

Freezer Flavor

When something has been in the freezer so long, that when you cook and eat it, it tastes like everything else that it shared the freezer with over the previous months/years. This is rarely a good thing. The taste of said food is known as freezer flavor.

It is a direct result of freezerburn in many cases, and in others, such as with ice cubes, can be a result of age.

While cleaning out the freezer, I found an unpackaged corn dog in the very back, covered in frost and hidden behind a Swanson dinner. Smiling at my good fortune, I microwaved it and took a bite. Unfortunately, the corn dog had been impregnated with Freezer Flavor, and tasted like onions, fish, rust, and grape popsicles.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Stalin-Flavored Shells

The type of shells that make the Soviet Union infamous for their powerful guns.

The reason why the Soviets drove the Germans back was due to the invention of Stalin-Flavored Shells which easily overpowered the Krupp Steel of the Germans.

by DarkPrelateMohandar September 20, 2016

Flanery

Flanery is a word meaning 'extremely cool'.

Flanery was a word developed by CJ, the God of Crittannia. (see eCritters) If you ever want to become flanery, you must use this word and worship CJ. Or else.

There are also negative forms of the word 'flanery', including 'unflanery', meaning 'not cool', and 'doubleplusunflanery', meaning '/really/ uncool and bad'.
CJ, God of Crittannia, is very flanery.

Nerdzrool is the doubleplusunflanery antigod.

by Ce-J June 13, 2008

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012

Flavor Flav

A man who's ugly, old, talks like he has no education but gets hella bitches for unknown reasons.

"Flavor Flav, there's nothing physically or mentally attractive about you but I want to have sex with you."

"Flavor Flaaaav!"

by Juh-rae rae February 23, 2008