Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

flatology

The formal study of flatus, more widely known as farting.

My father was definitely a super-genius, he must have been studying flatology all of his long and productive life.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

fatocation

defined as death by suffocation by the fatosaurus. Usually by way of being stuck in a fat fold.

Police Officer :"How did he die?"
Coroner: "Fatocation..."
Police Officer: "Fato...what?"
First: "She sat on him and he suffocated"

by john mine January 23, 2008

Fatopotamus

One who is fat like a hippo.

fatopotami (Pl.)

Vik B*****g is a fatopotamus

by Ricky Jhajj July 27, 2008

flabourgasm

Flabourgasting oragasm to be supprised by a orgasmic construct

"belmonts make me flabourgasm '..'mmmmmmm.belmonts

by thaguywiththepants May 25, 2008

Fatosis

A diagnosis for feeling fat

My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.

by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

Fatoom

Is the girl on the group that is shy and say cool things she's lovely and cute.

Bassam: Marwa you look like a fatoom today

Marwa: what! Ty you to today

by Notasimp404 November 7, 2021