A person who helps another in super mario wii. If one person makes a risky move the other is the "flank" flanks are not supposed to bubble unless in extreme circumstances.
Mario: Ill go across the lava pit, you stay back and be my flank.
Luigi: Alright (luigi accidentally bubbles and mario dies)
Mario: WHY DID YOU BUBBLE?!?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FLANK!!!!
Luigi: Alright (luigi accidentally bubbles and mario dies)
Mario: WHY DID YOU BUBBLE?!?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FLANK!!!!
by gweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 12, 2010
by BIGTITTYASSBITCH42069 September 16, 2020
To flank someone (generally in war games) to get behind them, kill them, then proceed to rape them. Usually in some sort of "crouch-stand" maneuver. (Tea bagging)
Soldier 1: Dude, we got to anal flank these guys, we're getting owned!
Soldier 2: Alright, I'll distract them, you do it.
Soldier 2: Alright, I'll distract them, you do it.
by Hiru March 15, 2008
Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
1. After my mom saw me and my friends watching porn, we all ran a flank tank.
2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!
2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!
by ThatStupidDude June 25, 2018
by Troybhoy December 9, 2018
the dankest of the dank.
by TheDarkBadger September 12, 2009