bikini flail

(usually plural, ie bikini flails)

The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you unconscious with them.

I asked Maureen for a closer look at her rack, but she knocked me out with her bikini flails.

by MatthiasFW September 29, 2006

rat flail

1) A fictional weapon rumored to exist in half-life 2 that consists of a dead rat attached to metal handle used for swinging at the desired opposition.

It swung the rat flail at the medieval Goblin.

by Bettermann February 27, 2005

bag-flail

Bag-flailing is when a person empties the contents of their backpack, satchel or purse onto floor of friend/relatives home trying to find something in the scattered cluster fuck of said bag.

Do you mind if i bag-flail on your floor so i can find my car keys, I don't want to do it on the sidewalk and look like a junky.

by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 11, 2013

The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.

Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!

by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016

Choking Fish Flail

The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.

The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.

by Missy_x June 27, 2022

arm flail

waving your arms around in an entertaining fashion to confuse your fans and make them think you can still dance.

1: Did you attend The Circus Starring Britney Spears?
2: Hell no, I'm not paying $100 to watch her pass off her arm flail crap as dancing for an hour and a half.

by Craig Dylan March 14, 2011

Epic Flail

When You Encounter A Magikarp In Pokemon And All It Can Use Is Flail.

An Even Bigger Epic Flail

When Said Magikarp Beats You Using Flail.

1) "Magicarp Used Flail! Nothing Happened." Haha Epic Flail
2) "Magicarp Used Flail! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE" OMGWTFHAX!

by xStarwolfx April 29, 2011