fetter

An inbred or mentally challenged individual, usually hailing from the Southern States or remote parts of Canada (Toronto) quite often occupying space in the cubical next to yours at work.

"Quit being such a fetter, and give me back my f**king stapler."

by xcryptic March 18, 2004

Wrestle Festle

Raping multiple children at one time while using the excuse of wrestling

Guy 1:Did you see johnny wrestle festling the kids in his backyard yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah dude I love a good wrestle festle

by Mildly Opressive June 14, 2018

fettheiser

Insult said to someone when one does not want them to know they've been insulted. Usually accompanied by an adjective.

God you're such a stupid fettheiser!

by Sari April 10, 2005

fittle my whittle

Masturbate

I'm such a saint, I just fittle my whittle sometimes.

by LitMan22 May 7, 2017

fetterwoman

Mythical hunchbacked transgender cryptid noted for its sharklike face, unkempt appearance, and succulent lips.

Did you know that a famous barstool CEO got a blowjob from a fetterwoman at a gloryhole in Lexington, Kentucky?

by Dash Dobrofsky September 12, 2022

Amanda Fetters

A strict type of teacher who adds vague statements on tests that she briefly explains in class and expects people to do their own research.

Dang question 8 on that test was so random the teacher really pulled an Amanda Fetters.

by molliemoo1 September 25, 2023

Pulled a Fetterman

Verb: Arriving to an event and immediately realizing that you are severely underdressed!

Did you hear about John from accounting, he showed up to the Company Gala in jeans and a T-shirt....Guy completely "pulled a Fetterman"

by Pico D. Gallo 518 September 26, 2023