fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

felony stupid

term originally used by members of the legal profession to describe clients or members of the general public who make statements that are totally illogical or impossible to defend

Everyone in class was thinking the teacher was felony stupid when it took him 30 minutes to explain why he was 10 minutes late.

by dp9 October 12, 2003

gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003

feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005

felonious

"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.

1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."

by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010

Felony Flats

A broad term used by PDX locals to describe SE Portland neigborhoods.

Yeah, I just moved into the flats, or Its dirt cheap living in felony flats.

by shannon2323 March 15, 2009

party foul felony

the equivelent of three standard party fouls which results in one punch to the face

Tyler lit Dakota's sack of weed on fire and threw it on the ground, resulting in a party foul felony.

by DáKøtå June 26, 2009