featherwood

A female version of a peckerwood.

Kristen's a featherwood from Lakewood.

by feather14wood May 12, 2008

Sicilian Feast

This is when a man shoves his entire package, balls and all, into a woman's mouth without warning.

A girl's gotta have a big mouth, a good gag reflex, and be hungry to withstand the Sicilian Feast.

by Johnny Ock September 22, 2008

Fwaft

the act of wafting a fart, typically in the general direction of another person.

"I cant believe you just fwafted that."

"your fwaft smells like zesty onions ring sauce."

by uncle reamis September 23, 2012

Feather foot

A featherfoot is a sorcerer in Australian

Aboriginal spirituality. A featherfoot is usually a bad spirit who kills people. In most traditional Aboriginal beliefs, there is no such thing as a natural death. Every death is caused by evil spirits or spells. It is usually because of an enemy who wants revenge for something.
A featherfoot is so named because they are believed to have supernatural powers, including the ability to fly. He wears special shoes made of feathers(usually emu) and hair stuck together with human blood. Scholars say that the shoes leave no tracks or footprints.

The feather foot was exceptionally evil in its spirit and physical presence.

by B-rizzle February 12, 2019

Down-Feathered

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket

My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

by My kid is a Mallard June 25, 2019

feasting eagle

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.

Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!

by El Don Juan November 13, 2005

Feature Creatures

A term used for accounts that only use the feature section on Ifunny, users who get called this usually get way too mad, acting as if you just called them a racial slur.

"Feature Creatures really like repeating the same jokes over and over."

by Hymen Buster IV October 26, 2020