told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.

"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"

felch by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006

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Felch

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

Felch by char May 18, 2004

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Verb: to mess up/destroy

You felched my car man!!!

felch by andy mae January 15, 2004

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To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty

A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him

felch by wordsam August 1, 2009

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