Felch 

sucking jiz

Felchhhh sucking jizzz

Felch by naz324 October 29, 2009

Felch 

To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.

Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers

Felch by mberries June 26, 2008

Felch 

To completely engulf something in one's anus

Khristoph felched a water bottle and couldn't get it back out

Felch by Dizeffea October 20, 2003

felch 

told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.

"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"

felch by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006

Felch 

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

Felch by char May 18, 2004

felch 

Verb: to mess up/destroy

You felched my car man!!!

felch by andy mae January 15, 2004

felch 

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty

A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him

felch by wordsam August 1, 2009