Father-Zone

The act of not only achieving friend-zone status with a desirable female, but completely overshooting the friend-zone right into the Father-zone.

This is due to extreme White-Knighting.

Especially common if said female has severe daddy-issues.

"She told me I was her father figure." "Dude, you got FATHER-ZONED."

by darkshwan August 14, 2012

Father

The guy who went for milk!

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019

fat father syndrome

Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.

Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.

by Emmy M January 17, 2012

Father

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018

Father problems

Psychological issues experienced by women who mostly have their act together but nonetheless have some problems stemming from their relationships with their father; daddy issues for women who are not insane sluts; the classy version of daddy issues.

"The female CEO of that company sure is successful, but I think she has some father problems."

by jtuffs December 18, 2014

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Father's Milk

Semen jizz spunk cum protein

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004