fatch

A term used to describe someone who thinks they're clever but ultimately lacks the capacity for intellectual thought... and everyone fucking knows it. Used when someone has proven their stupidity without a doubt.

"That fatch took a physiology class and now thinks I wanna fuck my mom."
"Everyone at my family reunion thinks climate change is a myth, what a bunch of fatches."
"Kevin does not believe in evolution. Kevin is a fatch... fuck Kevin."

by Definitely not Kevin... May 15, 2016

fatch

When someone is so fuckin fat, you'd say fatch.

Him1: Ayo, that man looks fo fatch, his fat is even leaking out of his mouth!
Him2: That fucking hideous, man. Why'd you say that?
*That fatch: That's a misunderstanding, it's my saliva!

by strycekpipicek September 27, 2021

Futchy's mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with futchy's Mom.

by notluthi March 17, 2009

Fatcheesy

The greatest person to ever live on this planet. He is an awesome, big-cocked mongrel who gets along with everything. He has never done anything bad in his life.

Wow! Look at Fatcheesy! He's so hot....

by Falloutlover February 2, 2022

fatch

Fat snatch. It's the area on a fat woman between her snatch and belly button(kinda looks like a giant snatch).

That hooker had the biggest fatch I've ever seen!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

fitchy

Word for a bitchy man who looks like he should be in the window of Abercrombie and Fitch.

That fitchy man refused to say excuse me when running into a man.

He is the biggest fitch I have ever seen.

by Dustin McGinnis May 13, 2005

fatch

Is a single word for the term 'fat bitch'.

That fatch Cristina got punched in the face by that Jersey Shore lookin skank for kissing her exboyfriend.

by Ummster April 30, 2010