fartcannon

Another word for butt otherwise known as fart blaster

I like to call my butt a fartcannon for fun and it's more polite then ass and way funnier the dog had it's fartcannon lit Josh: oh ew gross who lit their fartcannon

by elsa'sfriend November 26, 2017

fartamachinia

a group of people who fart like machines

"These people are a fartamachinia, Bob!" "I know, Bob number 2"

by potatos are cool August 26, 2019

Fartcombo

The combination of a fart that either results in a series of farts either controlled or uncontrollable for a minimum of 5 seconds. Another instance includes a combination of farts and queefs (only exclusive to women). Caution: Fartcombos can result in a Fartshart.

Dillon: Holy crap! Karen just Fartcombo'd!

Betty: A Karen will always be a Karen.

by Fartcombo October 14, 2021

Fartcrampus

A fat what's so damic that it will tear your hole causing a cramp in you guts spilling shit in the process.

Your nan's in the hospital having a fartcrampus

by Likemyprick December 27, 2021

Fartcat

The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022

French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024