facerape

(verb)

1. To utterly destroy someone or something against their will.

2. To uncontestedly own someone.

"The special-ed kid tried to play baseball today, and got faceraped when a line-drive hit him square in the nuts."

"We got totally faceraped in halo today, I think I only had one kill...."

by Venkman October 31, 2006

Facerape

when someone is kissed against their will and their entire mouth is violated

dude, my bf got faceraped, and now he has aiiiiiids

by Aloysha April 25, 2009

facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 9, 2009

Facerape

When someone subjects you to a visual against your will, with no warning. Example: naked fat chicks, blue waffles, elephantits of the balls etc.

Mike just faceraped me with a picture of and old grandma and her blue waffle!

by Mean Little Mama December 13, 2016

Facerapist

A person who is enthusiastic about snow fighting, but finds themselves unable to aim. Instead of making an attempt to improve their throw, they run up to their opponent and forcibly smash a lump of snow into their face. A facerapist is generally either the strongest or weakest snow fighter in an arena. Sometimes a normal snow fighter will become a face rapist when faced with a barrage of attacks from an opposing team, or when they have been hit while not playing.

Mike: Jesus, Adam, stop being such a facerapist and get rid of your aggro online.

by Gamerunknown December 13, 2008

facerape

When a man violates the face of a woman by kissing her in such a fashion that her face feels like it has been raped. Examples of this include but are not limited to; sloppy wet kissing, kisses that miss the mouth region, sucking of ones lips so hard that they turn an unnatural shade of red, and shoving of ones tongue deep into a woman's throat.

Men can be faceraped also, but the term "faceraped" is most commonly used by women.

Hannah: " I was at a bar last night and this drunk guy attacked me by giving me a nasty, wet, sloppy french kiss!"

Marie: "He faceraped you!"

by Mcbird June 24, 2009

facerape

The act of getting pwned in the face by a sniper rifle. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I'm gonna need constructive surgery for the facerape I received today.

by ScoutSaysBonk July 18, 2009