failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!

That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!

by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015

Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.

Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-

by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010

Failing

Definition of me.

Bob: I heard you’re failing everything
Me: yes

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

the failing 4

the failing 4 are a group of idiots that are stupidly funny and have the most fame with there funny Nintendo content there leader is failboat witch is full of himself and his part in the failing 4 is the cringe and pog he has been getting more popular with is animal crossing

failboat: good morning goodnight or good afternoon viewers depending on your time zone todaying here with the failing 4

by (○’ω’○)o(≧o≦)o↖(^ω^)↗(︶^︶)>"< March 4, 2021

failing upwards

the only podcast that matters

Failing Upwards, the only podcast that matters you dead bitch

by sache_5 October 15, 2018