facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

Fageteer

A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.

"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."

by dSanchez November 19, 2004

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

fadgetarian

Similar to a vegetarian; except instead of only eating vegetables, fadgetarians only eat fadge.

Do you wanna come around to my place tonight for a BBQ?
No thanks, I'm a fadgetarian.

by Danielol August 3, 2007

Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

Fageta

The Italian word for faggot.

My grandson Josif is the biggest fageta!

by josifisgay January 25, 2019