Faceflix

Facetiming friends and watching the same episode on Netflix, pressing "play" at the same time. It's almost like being together while practicing social distancing.

I was faceflixing last night with my friends watching the new season of Casa de Papel.

by Ingenator April 11, 2020

Faceblock

-verb (-ing, -ed)
1. To cut oneself off from facebook for any number of reasons. The most common being to not learn the outcome of a sporting event or TV show until caught up on DVR.
2. To hack into someone else's account and change their password, hence blocking them from networking socially.
3. To block a blow to the body with your face.

-noun
1. When one is currently in the status of faceblocking themselves
2. The act of blocking a blow to the body with your face.

Have you seen her post on your wall??? OMFG man!
No, I'm on faceblock. I haven't seen the game yet and I don't want any spoilers.

by doublepalmute October 17, 2010

Faceblocking

(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.

I have been Faceblocking my ex girlfriend from Japan because she is just loco.

by ChillUpMyLeg February 5, 2010

Faceblock

Basically cock blocking another virtually by means of facebook. It is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.

Dude, I been trying to bag this girl for a month, and Ryan is totally faceblocking me! I'll say some shit and the motherfucker one ups me every time! Guess I request some more hos.

by Virtual cockblocking July 14, 2011

Faceblock

When you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past Facebook because you've made it your homepage.

I was supposed to be checking on my online class, but I got Faceblocked 5 hours ago.

by Jazzyris May 25, 2013

facefuck

When you start a thread of comments on facebook with somebody and then delete all your posts so it looks like they're a schizophrenic.

Karl Woods Quite the debate going on here!
But I can't be bothered to write anymore!
46 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods BORING!!!
43 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Boringness
42 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods HAHAHAHAHA, and you don't because you know right from wrong and also the value of life!
35 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Just don't:
Get caught
Use an un-silenced rifle
Do all your killing in one day

Tell another living soul!!!
24 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Hide in the trees and take them out one by one over a period of a few days with nothing more than your bare hands.....................and a cloaking device!!
15 minutes ago · Like

This is an example of a facefuck!

by spaffburger September 14, 2012

Faceblock

The act of commenting on a Facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. Typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed

Status update (Poster)- Today is the happiest day of my life :)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)

by DKN85 January 15, 2012