Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."

Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich April 4, 2009

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.

"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009

live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

by dirty microphone February 12, 2010

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012