free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF

Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.

by GMRMOM May 19, 2018

Andrew’s Ford Escape

Basically a brothel on 4 wheels

Hey did you see Andrew’s Ford Escape?
Yeah I parked next to that mobile porn set the other day

by RyanLuvsCaps October 26, 2022

mexican escape hatch

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

by Christobon January 6, 2008

Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

"yeah" escape

saying "yeah" and then smiling at someone when you really have no idea what they just said to you

Some stranger in line mumbled something to me and started laughing. I had no idea what he said so I used the "yeah" escape.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Roach Real Estate

when looking for a good piece of card to roll a filter or 'roach' for a joint

does anyone have any good roach real estate?

by steve peanut December 15, 2011

Palos Verdes Estates Police

The assholes in Palos Verdes who get paid for nothing but take care of problems that the residents complain and whine about and to put stop signs in random places to slow everything down. Who needs police when the area is one of the wealthiest in California?

Dude, me and my bro were driving and we didn't see a stop sign so we got a ticket from the Palos Verdes Estates Police.

by AdomC June 24, 2015