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Eileenthology

Pronounced: Aye-lean-th-oh-low-gee.

The belief in whatever the heck you want to believe in.

Meaning that you can combine (yes, COMBINE) various religions and possibly even make up your own.

Religions may clash and contradict each other so choose wisely.

Eileenthology was created specifically to rub it in my sister's face stating that I can believe in whatever I want to believe in even if they clash.

I've figured out a way to balance all three (those stated below). Woo hoo!
Religious view: Catholic - Christian - Buddhist

AKA Eileenthology

I am 33.3% Catholic, 33.3% Christian AND 33.3% Buddhist.

HOLLAAAAAAA!
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Eileen

She's a wonderful human being. She's always there when u need her and will always stand up for you. She's honest and an advice giver. She's not skinny nor fat and has a big butt and boobs. Love you Eileen
Me: Oof there comes my best friend Eileen
Friend: Yupp
by sugamin9901 April 7, 2018
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Eileen

Eileen: aye the kind of female you can lean on a girl that knows what she wants and is totally kickass
Eileen will kick ur ass..
by IELLLLLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNNN October 21, 2010
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Ellerbeck

Someone with the last name Ellerbeck is one bad mother fucker.
Joe Ellerbeck is a badass
by Frank Senotra Ellerbeck July 1, 2010
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Eileen

Eileen is a very good friend once you get to know her and is very cute. Get on her bad side and she’ll get a friend to beat you. She usually gets bullied and has scars, but that doesn’t stop her. She has life problems, and still that doesn’t stop her. She is shy but once she trusts you, you shouldn’t anger her. One of her friends WILL beat you up. Eileen is not that popular. Compliment her too good and she will become ‘a tomato’. She is insecure, and her friends will go along with her choices but help. Any man would be lucky with Eileen and she will help you when you’re down. You’ll always want to speak to an Eileen.
Boy: Wow that girl is CUTE! Is that an Eileen? I must gain her trust and befriend her 😍😍
by olkafiolka42 December 7, 2020
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lordess Eileen

Lordess Eileen is a very powerful lordess of Satanism. She controls the Church of Satan (www.churchofsatan.com).
Lordess Eileen is a lordess of Satanism who is referenced in the song "Down With the Sickness" by the band Disturbed in the line "broken for your servant, Eileen."
by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020
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Eilene

A really Hott girl that is incredible all around
I wished I had Eilene all day long and night
by DragonKnight May 16, 2004
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