Eggbeater

The act of bashing and killing a pregnant woman, till her unborn child and the mother herself looks like scrambled eggs.

Dude... I think Eli might be an eggbeater because of all of the kicking he does!

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

charlotte eggerton

is a real nice, caring, girl. as a friend or boyfriend you couldnt ask for anyone better. she is real pretty and personality is immense ilove you.

yo. she is well pretty thats a charlotte eggerton

by kieran griffiths March 7, 2012

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

dirty eggert

a dirty eggert is when somebody has anal intercourse with a 6,6 foot black male and then freezes his cum and uses it as a bar of soap.

did you hear that ole did a dirty eggert with lebron?

by milkymaners April 4, 2024

Harry Anderson Egbert

The biological child of Roxy Lalonde and John Egbert in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.

Damn the kid is such a Harry Anderson Egbert smh
Because he's a femboy?
Yeah

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022