Eggplant Witch

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch

Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch

by peskatarian February 18, 2019

Eggplancy

When you spell eggplancty incorrectly

Eggplancy is good.
*Eggplancty

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 February 28, 2021

Eggaflabber

The gloopy, consolidated mass of an uncooked egg white.

“Eww I stuck my finger in the eggaflabber”

by DrEggaflabber March 11, 2021

cajun eggplant

An act of sexual congress in which one member, having covered his or her hand in Cajun blackening spices (eg, paprika and cayenne powder), fists the other member in the anus.

Jenny gently rubbed the seasoning over her hand, and with a sly smile, proceeded to give her boyfriend the Cajun eggplant over and over.

by The Cajun Assbandit March 5, 2015

Devil's Eggplant

🍆... you know what it is

That is a mighty nice devil's eggplant you have there!

by TheSlangMaker April 14, 2017

eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008

Eggplant

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009